Taxman2A's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Cartman teaches version 2]

Great job on the graphics

Your graphics were just like South Park. However, the voice acting left some serious room for improvement.
Not that I could have done better. However, in the future I would recommend finding someone who can REALLY do an Eric Cartman voice well.
If none of your friends can do it better than you, you can always leave a post in the BBS requesting voice actors.

[One Ring to Rule ThemAll2]

High Quality!

Well... I see this will be at the top of the top 50 list for a long time. I'd say it truly belongs there, unlike some of the other stuff that has made it to the top. Congratulations!

[Taking Retards to the Zoo]

Really, really, gay.

Well, you are a very good animator, and for this you earn three points... You have the potential to make some great flash, but this was really terrible- simply because of the audio.

I could probably fill up this entire block of text just devoted to how fucking gay that song was. The Dead Milkmen? The audio was the most talentless low quality crap I have ever heard. Taking retards to the zoo? you've gotta be shittin me. Honestly, if I ever met someone from this stupid ass group I would probably beat them up and take their wallet.
They need something terrible to happen to them. Maybe not get killed , maybe just get ass raped by homosexual gorillas. In any event the point is- due to this song being terrible- I would probably have a good time laughing at one of them having a tragic misfortune.

[Madness Redeemer]

Good Stuff here...

This is a good movie... But if you are looking for something more than just a guy killing a bunch of people, then move along to another piece. Sort of Xiao Xiao like in it's creativity.
This is a good movie, possibly top 50 material, but not as good as it's rating might suggest!

[A Postal Event : Foamy The Squirrel]

Best Neurotically Yours Yet!

Delightfully politically incorrect, and funny as hell too!
See- now HE was the filthy one!

[Miracle Explosion-Ep#06]

Damn...

This is definetely either the best or second best (possibly behind Marcus Peblo) series on this site. Outstanding work once again.
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It was interesting seeing how the end of this episode made the dream Hugo had about the bear a little bit prophetic (i.e. "I have seen the future..."). It was also good to see that even though we lost a dear and central character to this series in this episode, he died as a hero, just as he had intended to live :).
Little is still known regarding the nature of "the relic", but I have a feeling (and maybe moreso a hope) that the relic or some other factor in this series will result in our main character being restored...
Awesome work, man. I EAGERLY await the next installment!

fourchinnigan responds:

Good job catching the foreshadowing in the Bear dream.

[I Love Egg ep.6]

Good Stuff...

But probably the worst "I love egg" just because of that stupid baby crying. Good stuff though otherwise. I love egg :)

[Fiesta Bowl]

God Damn Right...

I hate how the media made all these stupid predictions against Ohio State... Good point about Dorsey, that little bitch may be able to run around in the Big- East, but in Ohio we play BIG 10 Football, and our defensive line was something those south florida punks had never even dreamed of before. I would have done anything to be at that fiesta bowl, but, I WAS at the Michigan game, which was great too!

[Link's Quest For Ass 2]

Fucking Hilarious....

The ending is the funniest thing I have ever seen in a flash hands down.
This just got you added to my favorite artists menu!

[GALAPAGOS]

Wow...

I have seen my fair share of good flashes around this site, but this is one of two that I can say has ever actually moved me emotionally. This and "The Bard's Song". I'm going to have to make room for this on my favorites list.