Taxman2A's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Marcus Peblo 5 ?]

Damn!

You are an amazing flash artist! Great animation and great use of sound! Im extremely impressed!

[Smash Brothers 2]

Pretty Good!

You can tell you put a good deal of effort into this, good job!

[A Legend: The Mourner 3]

AGAIN- ABSOLUTELY AMAZING!

You are incredible at this! This still will always be my second favorite to The Bard's Song!

PLEASE EMAIL ME IF YOU EVER CHECK THIS!!!!!
Put something about CharlieZero or the Bard's song in the subject so I know its you and dont delete it...
[e-mail]

[Exploding Fungus (silent)]

And so it will come to pass

Young Bezman, you must understand the cruel fact that many people on this site are extremely harsh when evaluating movies.
I myself have used flash, submitted movies, and gotten slammed like you now are. I feel your pain. The problem is, that many people that post here are professional animators, and then the general population (who has never even THOUGHT about using flash before!) comes through here, and your shit will be compared to theirs.
No, people will not fairly grade your movie.
Can they still be a good time to make? Hell yeah!
I aim just to survive the portal! I suggest the same for you until you develop your talent- and by the graphics here it is clear that you can develop some!
I didnt give you any charity points here, but unlike most reviews I gave you a fair shake.
Late,
-Taxx

Bezman responds:

Thanks a lot.

At the time that I read this, this was most uplifting. I hadn't spent an amazing amount of time on this, but I had made a fair effort, and I was just miffed that someone would just dismiss it.

I see your point tho'

Sometimes I look at my own reviews and wonder how many people I am pissing off myself...

[weird shit V]

umm, NOT FUNNY!

You suck dude, The one positive thing to come from all of this is that you wont make any more of this SHIT to clutter up the site! You are worse than the clock crew! except the difference is they try and suck, you just can't help it!

[Corporate Puppet]

Excellent.

I liked the fact that the colors were constantly dreary, sort of setting the mood for a job like that. I liked the fact that the boss was demonic.

At first I didnt like the fact that it changed from the cut out graphics into the full color picture at the end, but the more I think about it the more I realize that the fact that he committed suicide ended the cycle of dreariness day in and day out that he had while working, adding color. Or maybe Im just spending too much time thinking about a flash movie!
Anyways good job!

[The Bard's Song]

Brilliant. Absolutely Brilliant.

Words can't express how great of a flash this is.
Until today, when I viewed this animation for the first time, the very notion that a flash could in any way be emotionally moving was a completely foreign concept, let alone a flash that could almost move you to tears!

One thing is apparent when I look at this animation as well as the others you have done- you have clearly lived, and you clearly know what love and loss both are.
This is, without a doubt, not only the best flash movie I have ever seen, but one of the best short films I have ever seen as well.
Completely and totally stunning.

Please tell me if there is a way for me to get a copy of this flash to save on my harddrive so I can keep it for viewing when it eventually slips off the portal greatest 50 list.

Until then, I will honestly continue to come back here everyday to vote a 5 on this film, so I can do my best to keep it on this list.

[Pitt-isms]

SUCKED FUCKING SHIT!

I have seen a LOT of SHIT on Newgrounds in my day, But this is the biggest piece of shit ever! WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT BRAD PITT! Are you some kind of fucking fag who sits around jerking off to him all day? WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU MAKE THIS! You are absolutely worthless as a flash movie maker, and you are worthless as a human being.

This movie proves one thing- and that is that your mother should have had your dad cum in her mouth and swallow you rather than conceive you. YOU ABSOLUTELY SUCK~~!!!!!!!

[L33t Cr3w]

Tight

That was fuckin great, looking forward to seeing the ending when you make it

[3D Comp]

Hmmm

Hey guess what chief, You SUCK!

I could tell you made this movie by accident, just as I can tell that your parents made you by accident.