Taxman2A's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[What They Meant...]

This is a good movie...

The only reason the score is so low is because alot of people dont have the patience to load 4.5 megs so they just vote zero and leave...
This is funny stuff... worth the download time, and completely true

IamjustSci responds:

Thanks guys. I was considering making it longer...maybe I'll crank out a part two. Anyone's opinion on that?

[Dear newbies]

Not a bad message...

but your out of your mind if you think we won't blam the shit out of this!
Newsflash asshole- THIS FLASH TOOK NO TALENT TO MAKE EITHER!

Oct responds:

The purpouse wasn't making a good animation, it was getting a message across.

I figured it didn't need a ton of bells and whistles. :-)

[Ytown Public 6]

This is very high quality...

This is a great series here, and I hate to see it over...
I believe you, as well as a few other very talented animators on here (like fourchinnigan of MX) have a very promising future

-Taxx

McRhyme responds:

Thank you very much. It's nice to see that some people still watch the series and find it on the web! I not sure if I ever will make more, but if I do... then I will. And then it will be better than this. Thank you

[Alone]

This is excellent excellent work...

This was an exceptional story... Don't listen to anyone who says this needs a more extensive backstory (ahem, kitty), This is called art people... you have to take away from it what you can, if the artist holds your hand the whole way through its not worth anything... this was perfect... A great story, and a great work of art...

There sure as hell better be a longer story coming up though!!!

ZellsBells responds:

Thank you... I was hoping someone else would think that. ^_^ Sometimes the interpretation the viewer holds is better than anything the artist could -tell- you.

[el bastardo suicide]

Primus Rules...

This does need alot of work... this movie would have been alot better if it were maybe 3 times shorter... it just moved too slow...

You get a 4 though because your name is HaroldOfTheRocks, and Primus rules, and too few people appreciate that...

HaroldOfTheRocks responds:

primus indeed rules...indeed(mr burns voice there) but i made the movie around the mucis, witch was slow, it was to give a feel like...damn he jumped, and no one cares, or somethign else to that point, it was slow to try and show the emotion of the sceen unfortuanatly i cant draw and that takes away from the point it makes. PRIMUSSUCKS!

[you have messages! v2.0]

That was good...

The flash took no effort and kind of sucked... but im glad somebody made a flash ripping on those fucking things!!!
AHHH I DONT HAVE A FUCKING MESSAGE!!
I HAVE NO FRIENDS THATS WHY IM ON NG!!! AHHHAHAHAH!!!!!

FIE responds:

well.. the flash didnt take to much effort but making the 2 pictures and the voice and the script and the lighting and the print screen and the compiling and the cost of a writer and studio set and all that other stuff

[Tana - Crossroads]

Amazing...

That was a beautiful series concerning loss of innocence...

And therein the ultimate question of the series lies- what is worse... the literal biblical hell or the hell of her ordinary life?
As in.. the way I interpreted it she was free to go, or leave "The Crossroads" (as this installment is titled) which apparently are a gateway between hell and the earthly world...
The reason I thought she was free was because there were no bars on her cage in the last scene...
Either that or I'm way the fuck off!
Either way, I guess this is one of those series' that you have to take away from it what you can...
:o)
Either way, CONGRATULATIONS DAMIEN!!! After watching this series I can truly say that with your deep symbolism you have earned a place on my "Best Films Ever" list on my profile! Hey... that ain't shit!, but I guess its better than nothing!
Ahh who cares its not like after a million reviews you even check this thing anymore!!

damianmartins responds:

That was by far the closest interpretation, to my imposed meaning, of this series yet. It's better than what I write when asked... "What the hell was that?" Thank you for the words, and also for the time you took to watch and understand. And by the way... I always check the reviews.

[Mickey Mouse & the Joint]

Amazing Art and Animation...

Good movie, the art and animation were brilliant...
BUT THE SOUND- SUCKED! the dialogue did not fit at all, and the voices were very poorly done.

Good movie, but could have been great if the script had been written better.

Eighty responds:

Keep in mind that we made the music ourselves.
And as for the script... blame Disney! It's their movie, after all! :)

[Miracle Explosion-Ep#04]

Good Enough For TV...

Seriously, if you were to turn on HBO 4 or something late at night, when they show their Anime shit, you will see movies worse done than this. This is clearly an excellent piece of professional work, and deserves good recognition. Excellent sounds, voices, and animation.
Considering here we have the type of flash talent to make Tom Fulp look like an amateur, is it even LEGAL to rate this as less than a 10?

fourchinnigan responds:

If you can convince a television executive of this, I would be very grateful. :)

[Exploding Fungus (silent)]

And so it will come to pass

Young Bezman, you must understand the cruel fact that many people on this site are extremely harsh when evaluating movies.
I myself have used flash, submitted movies, and gotten slammed like you now are. I feel your pain. The problem is, that many people that post here are professional animators, and then the general population (who has never even THOUGHT about using flash before!) comes through here, and your shit will be compared to theirs.
No, people will not fairly grade your movie.
Can they still be a good time to make? Hell yeah!
I aim just to survive the portal! I suggest the same for you until you develop your talent- and by the graphics here it is clear that you can develop some!
I didnt give you any charity points here, but unlike most reviews I gave you a fair shake.
Late,
-Taxx

Bezman responds:

Thanks a lot.

At the time that I read this, this was most uplifting. I hadn't spent an amazing amount of time on this, but I had made a fair effort, and I was just miffed that someone would just dismiss it.

I see your point tho'

Sometimes I look at my own reviews and wonder how many people I am pissing off myself...